Halloween Saturday, October 29th 9PM-2AM at ECCO in Hollywood

Co-Hosted by LA Direct Models, Type 9, ATM LA, OC Modeling, Foxxx Modeling, Spiegler Girls & Vangard Talent

(Hollywood, CA) Hundreds of porn industry movers and shakers will meet with a celebrity laced mainstream crowd at the Halloween blockbuster event of the year as Adam & Eve Pictures, Fleshlight, The Screaming O and X-Play throw the “Hell” portion of the Heaven & Hell Halloween Bash at club ECCO 9PM Saturday, October 29th in Hollywood from 9PM until 2AM.   

The party is being hosted by adult movie superstar Kagney Linn Karter along with spooky party co-hosting girls Andy San Dimas, Misty Stone, Aubrey Addams, Kaylee Hilton, Annie Cruz, Emy Reyes, Dana DeArmond, Sensi Pearl, Bridgette B, Trinity St. Claire, Jennifer White, Veronica Rodriguez, Vicki Chase, Nikki Daniels, Adrianna Luna, Francesca Le, Courtney Page, Nella Jay, Lyla Storm, Katie Summers, Holly Michaels, Dani Daniels, Margo Russo and industry legend Nina Hartley.

Multiple superstar talent agencies including LA Direct Models, Type 9, ATM LA, OC Modeling, Spiegler Girls, Foxxx Modeling & Vangard Talent are also endorsing this event and bringing hundreds of their beautiful porn stars to party at what is expected to be the greatest adult industry bash of the year.    

“We expect this to be a wild Halloween event filled with hundreds of gorgeous girls in sexy and scary Halloween costumes,” stated Jeff Mullen an organizer of some of the greatest porn parties of all time.  “It is always one of the best nights of the year and everybody has an insanely good time so this is one party not to be missed plus we have both inside the club and outside in the alley areas to have fun.”

All porn stars are free until midnight and other members of the adult industry can enter for only half price which is $15 until 11:30PM. After that the normal $30 admission price will be required for entry.  There will be a special industry only entrance line helping to speed adult industry people into the bash.  Tickets can be purchased in advance www.eccohollywood.com/tickets or at the door.  There is no guest list.

Hundreds of directors, producers, stars, beauties, wannabees and others from the porn business are expected to attend.

“I’ll be there for sure,” stated superstar director Axel Braun who was preparing for a seaside motorcycle ride along with a gang of outlaws.  “I always have fun at these parties I just have to find something spooky to wear.”

What makes this event so incredible is that not only will it attract a who’s who of the adult industry but it is also being sponsored by some of the leading companies including Adam & Eve Pictures which continues to make award-winning adult movies such as Killer Bodies and Beverly Hillbillies XXX.

Fleshlight has revolutionized the sexual market with amazing products designed especially for men which have become the most popular in the world.  A number of top-selling products have been designed using molds of girls that will be co-hosting this party.    

The Screaming O has delighted women and men around the globe with their fun line of sexual enhancers that are fun to use and make sex better.  Always a party favorite, The Screaming O will bring their super sexy Screaming O girls to pass out products to those in attendance.

X-Play has led a parody revolution in the adult movie business with ground-breaking hit parody movies such as Not the Bradys XXX, Not the Cosbys, Not Bewitched XXX, Rocky XXX, Not Charlie’s Angels XXX, the upcoming Not PAN AM XXX and dozens of others and is also the home of director Will Ryder who will be in attendance.

Don’t miss the greatest adult industry Halloween party and perhaps the best bash of the year on Saturday, October 29th at ECCO in Hollywood.

Ecco is located at 1640 Cahuenga Blvd in Hollywood, CA 90028.  Guys bring a girl or better yet bring more than one for quickest entry.

For tickets visit www.eccohollywood.com/tickets  Tickets can also be purchased or comped for porn stars at the door.
Table and bottle service is also available contact Ecco.

Media RSVP to Jeff Mullen  This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it   Still and video cameras will be allowed inside the club.

See you Saturday, October 29th 9PM-2AM at ECCO in Hollywood for a night of living hell.  Feel free to pass this on to friends via email or Twitter.

Interview with ‘Granny’

By Gene Ross:

Did you know that actress Irene Ryan who played Granny Clampett on TV’s Beverly Hillbillies appeared in the movie Bonzo Goes to College with Ronald Reagan and that she was a character, or recurring character on at least 15 different TV series? Of course you didn’t.
Better yet, did you know that Will Ryder’s Beverly Hillbillies parody is at least the fourth time it’s been attempted in porn?

Included on that exhaustive canvass of down home art, is the fact that there were two features titled “Beverly Thrillbillies” one which came out in 1988 from Erotic Video Network. Porn, in those days was less willing to risk copyright infringement suits, so character names and titles were broad approximations of their namesakes.

Hence, in director Fast Eddy Lawrence’s portrayal Jennifer Steel becomes “Ellie Ann” and Jesse Eastern is Jeb while Brook Summers is “Jane Holdaway”.

The second Beverly Thrillbillies is directed by Frank Marino for Zane Entertainment Group. While I don’t know whose idea this was, Dyanna Lauren plays both characters, Granny and Ellie Mae; T.T.Boy is Jethro and Jonathan Morgan is “Jeb”. Also in the cast is Deborah Wells, Lynn LeMay Nikki Shane and Sunny Ray.

Director Jim Enright, for In-X-Cess Productions, also took a shot at hillbilly immortality with his renditionof Beaverly Hillbillies. It starred Tiffany Million, Sahara Sands, Steven St.Croix, Mike Horner, the late Jon Dough and Jonathan Morgan, appearing a second time in a Hillbillies spoof, thus making him a totally obscure trivia question that’ll earn you a beer in any bar.

But any denizen of the cement pond can tell you that Ryder’s achievement, in shotgun parlance, blows away the competition. His casting is impeccable, and Haley Hewes [pictured], who plays Granny, is a gift from the gods.

Much like comedian Thomas Ward, whose uncanny resemblance to The Coz made him the only performer worth considering for the Cosby Show porn send up, so, too, Hewes prompts the double-take.

Even out of makeup, even without uttering a line with the granny voice, it doesn’t take a genius to recognize the fact that Hewes was born to play this part, although it sounds a bit sacrilegious to lend that kind of air to some cheesy porn production.

Ryder’s Beverly Hillbillies, on the other hand, is far from a dairy product. It’s the gold standard for porn comedy, and Hewes’ performance is Ft. Knox to X-Play and Adam & Eve who are putting out the movie. Which makes you wonder what would have happened had Ryder chose an 88 year-old woman who also auditioned for the role.

“You came in and were fantastic,” Ryder tells Hewes in a BTS segment.

“You have been everything I thought you’d be after the audition. And I’m really happy that you’re in this movie.”

Hewes, 60, grew up in Gulfport, Mississippi, lived in New York and has had a lead part in Broadway.

“I’ve studied acting there, and did quite a bit of theater. I started doing films and came out to Hollywood and did thirtysomething.”

Hawes got married and divorced and stayed in Los Angeles.

“What I like about doing TV is that you have a lot of the character inside and you just allow it to come out. And the camera catches you. Whereas on stage you got to project everything out.”

Although Hewes considers herself more of a television film actress than Broadway performer, Beverly Hillbillies XXX is the first time she’s ever been on a porn set.

“I’ve learned some things,” Hewes smiles.

“It’s kind of what I thought it would be. I learned a lot of terminology, and I’ve learned that there’s all different kinds of ways people... express themselves in art."

Though Hewes didn’t explain what she meant by art in the porn sense although she stayed clear of the filming of the sex scenes.

“It was the choice I made to know my fellow actors outside of sexual activity. That’s just a choice I made.”


In other words, Hewes kept her nose clean.

“That part of human behavior is something I like to keep private,” she explains.

“It’s just a choice I made. It’s more a part of my perceptions and relationships with people.”

“But I really felt a kinship with the cast. I really enjoyed working with them, and the crew. I never did this kind of role before, and I really love it,” says Hewes, who's performed stunts in addition to acting.

Hard to believe, but Hewes grew up without TV.

“My mother wanted us to read so I actually didn’t start watching stuff until I got away from home. I didn’t watch the show when it first came out but later. I loved that show.”

Hewes said she’d be quite happy if she got nominated for a Best Non-Sex Performance award.

“It’s a great well-written script,” she says.

“I thought it was fabulous. I was very impressed with it.”

Beverly Hillbillies a XXX Parody 2-disc collectors set with over 7 hours of footage is in stores now from Adam & Eve Pictures and X-Play.
Take the sneak peak here  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_XgWAQomKQ& but y’all come back now ya hear!

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Selling DVDs is Tough Unless You Have What Customers Want

(Hollywood, CA) It’s not easy selling DVDs these days but Rocky XXX from Adam & Eve Pictures and X-Play has broken through a glut of movies and the buffet of free porn to reach customers that were looking for a different type of adult movie.  The DVD has sold out of the initial production run and a second replication order has been placed.  The movie entered the national sales charts at #5 proving that boxing and sex sell.

Starring rising superstar Andy San Dimas as the soft-spoken cat glasses wearing Adrian and Anthony Rosano as Rocky Balboa, this action adventure love story captures all of the classic elements of the Rocky movies in a stirring porn parody that features graphic hardcore sex as a backdrop.

Never before has director Will Ryder attempted a movie of this depth and magnitude or with this many live action sequences that nearly drove the cast and crew to physical exhaustion during a weeklong shoot in Los Angeles that included action sequences downtown and on skid row.

“When we were shooting Rocky XXX I wanted to make sure that if Sylvester Stallone ever saw this movie he would at least appreciate the effort and high production quality that went into making it,” Ryder said.

“I wanted to make sure that instead of Sly being pissed off he might feel a bit honored to get the porn parody treatment and in such an epic magnificent fashion.”

“The film is a colossal knockout,” stated Art Koch in his NightMoves Magazine review.

Check out two movie trailers now.  The action trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yny3_4fNtO4  and a second trailer that features some of the perfectly delivered dialogue is available here www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDak9SgYXGU

AVN Director-of-the-Year Will Ryder delivers an X-Rated ‘Thrilla in Manila’. Desperate for glory, Rocky is outmatched as he battles Apollo Creed & Clubber Lang but sweet Adrian gives her love while prostitutes & gorgeous TV reporters spread their long luscious legs and offer their bodies for casual sex as Mick finally builds Rocky into a winner!

The music score by Jeff Mullen is awesome and a huge part of the overall appeal making this a movie destined for numerous industry award nominations.  

Join Anthony Rosano, Andy San Dimas, Madison Ivy, Chastity Lynn, Lilly LaBeau, Vanessa Naughty, Jack English, Tyler Knight, James Bartholet, Jack Lawrence, Chad Diamond, Mani Cruz, Ron Jeremy and Mr. Marcus as Apollo Creed in a once in a year happening.
Fan Edwin Garcia blogs about Rocky XXX, “Greatest of all time, my new favorite parody.”
Disclaimer: This film is a parody. United Artists, MGM,Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment, Sylvester Stallone or the producers or director of Rocky in no way authorize, endorse or sponsor this movie.

Beverly Hillbillies a XXX Parody also from Adam & Eve Pictures and X-Play is available in stores and delivers classic television gone XXX in a playfully funny parody of the iconic 1960 television show The Beverly Hillbillies which ran on CBS.  Check out the trailer starring Kagney Linn Karter as Ellie Mae www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_XgWAQomKQ&

Both movies will have a celebration that takes place at the big Heaven & Hell Halloween party Saturday, October 29th at Ecco in Hollywood.  Details coming on that super Halloween event.

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Not PAN AM XXX is Packed with Beautiful ‘Stews’ having Fantastic Sex

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Tuesday, October 4th, 2011

(Hollywood, CA)  Not PAN AM XXX is cleared for take-off as X-Play and Digital Sin are set to release a spectacular airborne parody of the ABC Television show Pan AM on Tuesday, October 25th that promises to deliver much more than coffee, tea or milk.

Not PAN AM XXX, directed by Will Ryder (the same guy that turned the Brady Bunch into a mega porn hit with Not the Bradys XXX) is a mile-high adventure that features an all-star cast of beautiful stewardesses including Kayden Kross, Misty Stone, Kacey Jordan, Teagan Presley, Sunny Lane, Shyla Stylez, Hillary Scott, Lexi Love, and Kenzie Marie who can’t keep their horny hands off of the handsome pilots and other well-endowed airport personnel.

Porn parodies of Hollywood shows are nothing new but this one was notably ambitious and expensive.  Shot on a Hollywood soundstage that actually has been the realistic setting for numerous mainstream, movies, television shows and commercials involving airports and passenger jet aircraft, Not PAN AM XXX is entertaining in every conceivable way.  But don’t say ‘conceive’ around these sexy aerial waitresses as getting knocked-up is the last thing on their minds.

“I don’t want to get knocked up not even in a movie,” joked superstar Kacey Jordan who became famous for her infamous affair with Two and a Half Men actor Charlie Sheen.

Girls just wanna have fun and that’s exactly what they do in Not PAN AM XXX as the life of a career-minded stewardess is rewarding in multiple ways. An appearance by world-famous porn celebrity Ron Jeremy as a worried orthodox Jewish passenger seals the deal and brings home Not PAN AM XXX for a picture-perfect landing.

A PG movie trailer for the new adult spoof will be released soon.

Will Ryder and X-Play have a lot of experience with movies involving jet aircraft having won numerous adult industry awards including the 2010 AVN Award for Best Comedy for their spectacular Flight Attendants.

“I guess you could call this a sequel or sorts,” Ryder said.  “But it’s a brand new movie and I really think that ABC TV actually copied us when they created Pan AM so this parody is all in fair play.”            

Check out other Will Ryder/X-Play movies including Not the Bradys XXX, Rocky XXX, Beverly Hillbillies XXX, Not Charlie’s Angels XXX, Not MASH XXX, Not Married with Children XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX, Not Charlie Sheem’s House of Whores XXX, Bionic Woman XXX and dozens more at  www.sitcums.com

Disclaimer- ABC Television, Sony Pictures Television, Pan Am Systems or the producers or director of Pan AM in no way authorize, endorse or sponsor this movie.

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Not PAN AM XXX will be ready for take-off October 25th from Digital Sin and X-Play.   

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Bill Cosby Apparently Enjoyed the Parody on Playboy TV but One Cast Member Hates It

(Hollywood, CA) Anniversaries and birthdays come and go so quickly but September 20^th was quietly celebrated by adult movie director Will Ryder and some of the talented cast members of Not the Cosbys XXX because it’s the day the Cosby Show first aired on NBC back in 1984 paving the way for a pair of ground-breaking porn parodies of the wholesome family television show.

 

Many people feel that what X-Play and the movie’s distributor LFP did with the two porn parodies were in extremely bad taste given the fact that the NBC show was such an iconic family institution but some thought the movies were wonderfully done and in very good taste.

 

“I can see why some might say that we acted in bad taste but we are fans of the show and of Bill Cosby and our parody is about as good as any parody gets so we actually are really proud that we were able to make a ground-breaking interracial porn movie that critics and fans love,” Ryder remarked.

 

In fact Not the Cosbys XXX won the 2010 AVN Award for Best Parody and Best Non-Sex Performance by Bill Cosby’s mirror image Thomas Ward who played Cliff Huxtable with extreme humor and dignity.  It also garnered many other best-movie awards including top honors from NightMoves, XCritic.com, RogReviews.com and others.

 

“I know for a fact that Bill Cosby watched Not the Cosbys XXX and really like it,” Ward said.

 

When pressed for further details Ward offered, “He saw it on Playboy TV and thought it was funny as hell.”

 

Check out a YouTube trailer here that has received nearly half a million views  www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE

 

However one noteable cast member of Not the Cosbys XXX no longer shares any enthusiasm for the porn version.

 

“They should all be put in jail for what they did to poor little Rudy Huxtable,” crowed Monica Foster who back during production happily played mother Claire Huxtable in the spoof.

 

“I mean look at those cute little clothes she was wearing right before she had sex. It’s a disgrace,” Foster grimaced.

 

“Unfortunately at least one of our cast members I am hearing about suffers from some type of possible mental illness but I am not a doctor so I will defer to Dr. Huxtable on all medical questions,” Ryder countered.

 

“Of course Rudy is dressed up in cute little colorful clothes because that’s how she looked on the Cosby Show and our porno looks just like the television show,” Ryder blasted.

 

Adult superstar Misty Stone agreed.  “I’ve heard all that crazy talk about Rudy’s outfit and that’s exactly what it is crazy.  Crazy is as crazy does.”

 

“Now Misty is one hell of a star,” barked Will Ryder.

 

“It was my breakthrough role and I’m so glad I was able to play Denise in both movies. I am grateful to Will Ryder for casting me,” Stone concluded.

 

On a beautiful anniversary day all is well in the land of Not the Cosbys XXX and there is talk of a possible third volume.

 

Not the Cosby Show XXX volumes #1 and 2 star family members Misty Stone, Monica Foster, Melody Nakai, Nina Devon, Cassidy Clay, Tyler Knight and Thomas Ward as Cliff Huxtable. A new DVD pressing has just been made available to distributors.  Contact LFP Video for reorders.

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(Hollywood, CA) Old school is back with the upcoming double disc DVD release of Beverly Hillbillies a XXX Parody from Adam & Eve Pictures and X-Play. The fast-paced laugh-out-loud porno is as close to classic television as you can get but this time the producers and director decided to give the fans something that has been missing recently from the onslaught of new parody releases and that is a well-written sex comedy. The collectors dvd set will be in stores September 27th.

 

"The telling of an entertaining story is a lost art and that is where we started with this Beverly Hillbillies spoof," stated director Will Ryder.

"We had to have a great script and if the script wasn't television quality then we would be peeing against the wind. Ryder remarked.

"I think a well-written story should be as important in Chatsworth as it is in Hollywood."

Ryder and X-Play have been at the forefront of the parody revolution charging ahead with well-made funny television-like pornos that they call sitcums. They have spoofed some of the greatest shows in television history such as the Brady Bunch, Married with Children, The Cosby Show, M*A*S*H, Bewitched, Monday Night Football, Charlie's Angels, The Bionic Woman, Three's Company and many others but there is nothing like going back to the early 1960s to create a porn parody of a show that was #1 on CBS for years.

Granny, Ellie Mae, Jed Clampett, Jethro, Miss Jane and Mr. Drysdale all come to life with fantastic performances that fit in more with the actual TV show than just about any parody movie out there.

The first YouTube trailer is available here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_XgWAQomKQ&

"I don't know if I'd call it magic in the David Copperfield sense but when you have hot sex, beautiful girls and a very funny story your chances of having a hit comedy movie just when through the roof," offered actor James Bartholet who in perhaps his best performance yet plays Mr. Drysdale.

"Oh God, these guys were good and really funny and Kagney Linn Karter is fantastic as Ellie Mae," stated co-producer Scott David.

Like a lost episode of a favorite television show, Adam & Eve Pictures and X-Play blend classic TV with hardcore sex in an authentic porn parody so accurate you will think you're watching the TV series. Ellie Mae & Jethro start a Hollywood talent agency right in their magnificent Beverly Hills mansion but since they really don't know much about the movie business they quickly find themselves in over their heads. When gorgeous actresses strip naked & have sex during their "auditions", Granny & Uncle Jed head for the hills and return to the Ozark Mountains and their dilapidated shanty fearing Beverly Hills has become too fast-paced for them.

Kagney Linn Karter is joined by Haley Hewes as Granny, Dana DeArmond as Miss Jane and Taylor Vixen, Annie Cruz, Kaylee Hilton, Aubrey Addams, Courtney Page, Vickie Chase and Lucy Blaze round out the females. Gary Lee, Otto Bauer, Giovanni Francesco, Ryan Driller, Eric John, Tucker Slain and James Bartholet co-star.

Beverly Hillbillies a XXX Parody is from the producers that brought you Not the Bradys XXX and will be in stores Tuesday, September 27th from Adam & Eve Pictures and X-Play.

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Y'all cum back now ya hear!

 

BUY ROCKY XXX

Casting for all principal roles in the upcoming big budget comedy Beverly Hillbillies a XXX Parody has been completed as Adam & Eve Pictures teams up with X-Play and director Will Ryder to create a hilarious porn parody of the classic television show.  

Kagney Linn Karter has won the lead role of Ellie Mae Clampett and blew away co-producer Scott David and the director during her Hollywood audition.  
“We had a number of really great girls make the effort to come in and read for the role of Ellie Mae but when Kagney walked in on the final day of auditions and delivered lines from the script it was game over,” Ryder said.  

The movie is a spoof of the popular 1960s era television comedy that ran on CBS and if history is any judge it just might win some industry awards for best comedy or parody in the comedy categories.  

Joining Kagney Linn Karter is Dana DeArmond playing Miss Jane along with Haley Hewes as Granny.  Other female roles went to the gorgeous Taylor Vixen, sexually charged Annie Cruz, teen sensation Kaylee Hilton, super sultry Aubrey Addams and the sexy XXX Page.  Gary Lee, Otto Bauer, Giovanni Francesco, Ryan Driller and James Bartholet have also joined the cast.

The movie hopes to continue the successful streak of Adam & Eve Pictures and X-Play co-releases.  In 2009 the companies teamed up to win the AVN Award for Best Comedy for Not Bewitched XXX and then again the Best Comedy award for Flight Attendants in 2010.  

“If history is our judge this will be a really enjoyable movie,” stated Bob Christian, general manager of Adam & Eve Pictures.

The movie will be shot over four days including at a beautiful hillside Beverly Hills mansion and also on a sound stage in Hollywood.  A 1926 Model T Roadster has been purchased and is an exact replica of the actual truck used in the television show.  A banjo has also been purchased to help with the music soundtrack.  

“I have no idea how to play the banjo,” Ryder confessed.  “But I’ll find someone who can play the hell out of it.”

The two companies have also teamed up to release Rocky XXX a Parody in early September.  
If you loved the Sylvester Stallone original Rocky check out the realistic Rocky XXX parody trailer now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDak9SgYXGU

Beverly Hillbillies a XXX Parody will be released late September from Adam & Eve Pictures and X-Play. Y’all come back now ya hear?

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Dead at the age of 94, legendary Brady Bunch creator Sherwood Schwartz leaves behind a legacy of wholesome family entertainment that unwittingly stretched all the way to the porn movie industry when in late 2006 a fledgling porn production company created the number one selling porn parody series of all time with Not the Bradys XXX.  

The multiple volume collection from X-Play directed by Will Ryder and distributed by LFP Video is an X-rated version of television’s most beloved family and is responsible for igniting a spectacular revolution that has completely changed the complexion of the skin business.  It remains the #1 selling porn parody of all time.  

“When we produced the first volume of Not the Bradys XXX I had no idea it would change the entire industry like it has,” stated Ryder.  “I certainly had no idea it would be among the biggest selling adult movies in history.”

After four years on store shelves Not the Bradys XXX continues to sell well each month and the newer volumes including Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia continue to delight new fans as if they were being discovered on store shelves for the very first time.

Check out the fantastic Not the Bradys XXX PG-rated movie trailers at http://www.sitcums.com

“We owe a lot to Mr. Schwartz because we are huge fans of the Brady Bunch but I want to make it clear that he had nothing to do with our idea to have Marcia, Jan and Cindy get banged.  That was something we did as a parody but today with the news of his passing I feel a bit guilty for having those pretty girls take their panties off,” Ryder confessed.  “We probably went too far when Alice the maid played with Sam the Butcher’s penis but we did it anyway.”

Ironically Ryder met Schwartz’ son Lloyd Schwartz who back in the 60s and 70s was a writer and producer on the original television series.  During this chance encounter Lloyd had developed a stage musical called A Very Brady Musical which was in performance at a theater in Los Angeles and the porn director brought along a Bradys XXX porn starlet as his date.   

“It was a very enjoyable perverted little musical with a lot of sexual overtones which surprised me so I felt comfortable walking up to him and introducing myself.  That might have been a mistake because at first he was very friendly with me when I was commenting on his musical but when I told him that I was the director of Not the Bradys XXX he just stared at me and it was conversation over,” Ryder laughed.  “He and his dad knew all about our porn movie and I even offered to run to my car to give him a DVD but he declined and I was almost booted out of the theater.”

A fifth volume Not the Bradys XXX: The College Years is being released this fall.  That movie will join Not the Bradys XXX, Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia Marcia Marcia, Not the Bradys XXX: Pussy Power and Not the Bradys: Bradys Meet the Partridge Family as part of the biggest-selling porn parody series of all time.  In other words it is the undisputed king of all porn parodies.    

If your favorite store is sold-out please ask the manager to order more.
Stores should restock their shelves in time for the late summer rush.

Britain’s Princess Catherine and Prince William were not aware when they made an appearance Sunday in the skid row district of Los Angeles that they were within mere inches of where scenes from the upcoming porn parody Rocky XXX were shot.

The location of the royal appearance just happened to be on the same urine stained gritty block that director Will Ryder selected months earlier to shoot outdoor training sequences for what insiders are describing as the best-acted porn parody movie ever.  Rocky XXX will be co-released in September from Adam & Eve Pictures and X-Play / Sitcums.com and is expected to be one of the year’s biggest blockbuster porn movies and possibly one of the top five of all time but an early coronation of this type was not expected.   

“Apparently the royal entourage and our scouting team came to the same conclusion that the Kohler Street and Ceres Avenue section of LA is as crappy as they come and would make fantastic backdrops for each of our unique needs,” Ryder stated.

“The duke and the duchess on their first visit as newlyweds to America needed a nasty urban location to show that they care about the underprivileged and we needed a filthy location where we could drive the camera vehicle down the middle of the street and urinate on the sidewalk without upsetting anybody,” joked the 2010 director of the year. “Hey it was really hot that day and we were drinking a lot of water to stay hydrated.”

In the Rocky XXX PG movie trailer you can see the dutiful Adrian played lovingly by Andy San Dimas and Rocky Balboa played wonderfully by Anthony Rosano getting ready for his big boxing match with Apollo Creed as he trains vigorously running through the downtrodden neglected neighborhood as he attempts to escape a mundane world and seek redemptive glory.  Check out the entertaining safe to play trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDak9SgYXGU

In the television news clips from the royal couple’s skid row visit you can see the beautiful Duchess of Cambridge and the handsome Duke of Cambridge mingle with the common folk before fleeing the decaying warehouse district in much the same way Rocky attempted to escape but only in a bullet proof black SUV with police sharpshooters lining adjacent rooftops.    

The Royal couple and their entourage sensing the crack infested and shopping cart littered streets were dangerous, made a quick dash to a safer part of town before rushing to the airport to board a comfy flight back to merry England.

“You know Princess Catherine is a beautiful woman and Prince William makes for a dashing figure and I’m really glad they were married because I like that fairy tale sort of stuff,” Ryder remarked.  

“And if you think about it the story of Rocky and Adrian is every bit as much of a fairy tale.  I’m very happy that the royal couple came to the same horrific neighborhood where we shot scenes for Rocky XXX because to know that they picked this crappy urine stained area out of the entire city is a very good omen for our movie,” Ryder concluded.    

Rocky XXX will have to be seen to be believed and stars Anthony Rosano, Andy San Dimas, Madison Ivy, Chastity Lynn, Lilly LaBeau, Vanessa Naughty, Jack English, James Bartholet, Jack Lawrence, Tyler Knight, Chad Diamond, Mani Cruz, Ron Jeremy and Mr. Marcus as Apollo Creed.  Be prepared to get knocked out!   

Rocky XXX will be in stores in September from Adam & Eve Pictures and X-Play.  
Watch the trailer now on YouTube